ï Jumping on the Harry Potter fever bandwagon! Emma Watson holds up a pair of panties that state exactly what comes out of the wearer’s anus. Helpful! (the Blemish)
ï Nicole Richie’s drunk driving trial has been postponed. D.A’s office spokeswoman Jane Robison says, “The trial will not happen on Wednesday. Richie’s attorney filed a motion… stating that their key witness, a drug expert, was unavailable for trial.” The key witness is actually her fetus and will not be available for trial for six more months, when it will emerge from Nicole’s tiny womb and state, “Ohhh yeah, THAT night. I was shit-wasted! Duuuude!” (IMDb/WENN)
ï Courtney Love gets a new man, and her fourteenth new face. (ONTD)
ï Beyonce Knowles, aka RoboHo, slipped some RoboHootage. (Cityrag)
ï Sophia Bush in short shorts. That’s right, friends. BUSH IN SHORT SHORTS. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. (Egotastic!)
ï Denise Richards, arguably one of the world’s most desirable women, has been forced to try a dating service. Meanwhile, her ex-husband, he of the drug-taking and hooker-fucking and “I hope you fucking die, bitch”-ing, is blissfully engaged! (Socialite’s Life)
ï Toni Collette’s nonstop portrayal of pregnant ladies has permeated her real life. (Glitterati Gossip)
ï Tennis pro Venus Williams serves up some nip. Oh ho, that’s rich! (Taxi Driver)
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