CNW Junk Drawer: Heidi Montag Twatt

• You WILL see Heidi Montag nude in Playboy. Just what you always wanted! (Yeeeah!)
• Hands off the Brad Pitt. Do not touch the Brad Pitt. That means you, Ann Curry. (Anything Hollywood)
• When Megan Fox gets a manicure, she actually gets a pedicure. Get it? No? Click on the link then, Einstein. (The Blemish)
• Real Madrid soccer dude Cristiano Ronaldo allegedly let Paris Hilton handle his balls. (The Hollywood Gossip)
• Aw, Britney found a nice boy. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Cher’s kid, Chastity Bono, is transitioning into a dude. You go Chaz. P.S. Insert obligatory “gonna have a Bono” joke here. (Bitten and Bound)
• Part Gollum, part Grinch, and allllllll sexy: Phil Spector without his wig(s). (CelebWarship)
• Usher and his wife are splitzo. (Pop on the Pop)
• Sandra Bullock likes her tits. Heeeeeey, so do we! BFFS!!!! (Daily Stab)

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