ï Reality show star/monster Heidi Montag promises to make a Christian album, compares herself to Jesus. "Because we both have really shiny hair and heal leopards," Heidi says. "That's what the poor people with zits are called, right?" (Yeeeah!)
ï Katherine Heigl downblouse cleavage shot. By the by, why is the term downblouse? What an antiquated word. We don't say "upcrinoline". Though "crack above slacks" has a nice ring to it. (Egotastic!)
ï Anne Hathaway does not heed the rap world's advice to "stop snitchin'"; snitches. (Flisted)
ï Cameron Diaz is beginning to look a bit Wildensteinian. (Cityrag)
ï Eva Longoria gets plugged. Fireplugged, that is! (The Blemish)
ï Pharrell thinks tattoos and skin are like wallpaper. (FemaleFirst)
ï Lindsay Lohan and chick chum Samantha Ronson get cutesy together. (CelebWarship)
ï Zooey Deschanel is everyone's favorite. You there. Go. Look upon her in a swimsuit. (Don't Link This)
ï Bridget the Midget's nip slip proves that not ALL of her is tiny. (Taxi Driver)
ï Amy Winehouse hit a fan (and it felt like a kiss). (Allie Is Wired)
ï Eddie Murphy wants to retire from movies. Well, see ya. (Daily Stab)
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