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Anna Kournikova gets involved in a girl-on-girl brawl. Your fantasies become reality. (Daily Stab)
Courtney Love vows to gain 15 pounds. Oh, it’s going to be a hard road. A tough challenge to face. It will take a lot of dedication. She’s going to have to eat food and . . . uh, yeah, that’s about it. That should do it. (Celebitchy)
Awkward celebrity boners. A beautiful stroll through a serene photo collage. (Cityrag)
Happy birthday, Lindsay Lohan! Today, she turns 23. And her liver don’t look a day over 52. (Drunken Stepfather)
The eldest of the brothers Jonas, Kevin Jonas, is engaged to be married and reportedly will lose his virginity. Tween girls would be upset, but Kevin is known as Fugly Jonas so w/e. (Daily Stab)
Renee Zellweger is dating Bradley Cooper. Aw, that’s great! Wait, who’s Bradley Cooper. (Allie Is Wired)