ï The highly downloadable Cindy Margolis will be posing for Playboy. She's the spokeswoman for the National Infertility Association. God, that makes us feel horny.
ï Paris Hilton: attacked by evil flying car!
ï American Idol contestant Katharine McPhee almost McPhlashed some McPhurburger on national TV last night. And she would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you pesky panties!
ï Jordan shows us what she’s famous for. And we ain’t talkin’ acting chops, writing style, or mellifluous singing voice. NSFW, natch.
ï More Gong for your dong! Asian skinsation Gong Li gives us a reason to see the upcoming Miami Vice movie.
ï When presented with the choice of doing time in the pen or being nurturing and contributing kindly to society via a little community service, Michelle Rodriguez said “fuck that” and picked jail. Because she’s an asswipe. An asswipe who loooooves incarcerated poontang.
ï Ashlee Simpson says that she’s taller than sister Jessica and her legs are longer, although her jugs aren’t as udderly colossal. It’s a draw.
ï Kevin Costner settles with the woman who accuses him of stroking his weiner in front of her. He is not Untouchable after all.
