ï There's an old man sitting next to me, makin' love to his tonic and Pledge: Billy Joel starts the fire–in his liver!–by swigging some furniture polish, once.
ï Steve "Alan Partridge" Coogan finally admits that his fabled hookup with Courtney Love is actually 80% true. Does that mean she's 80% pregnant?
ï Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen's baby daughter Sam is TOTALLY X-TREEEEEEM!!!!
ï Pictures of Demi Moore marrying a gay Miamian gangster from 1944. And what's up with that cake?
ï Carmen Electra screaming racial epithets = the happiest eight days of Dennis Rodman's life. Huh?
ï One of the hottest not-yet-legal stars around is about to bare ass in a highly anticipated film. Oh, put your damn boners away; it's Harry Potter.
