ï Halle Berry might be preggo. For no other reason than to stick it to Julia Roberts.
ï Justin Timberlake is just not that into Cameron Diaz. Sound the death gong.
ï Adrianne Curry dons her new plastic breasts on the red carpet.
ï Owen Wilson will break up a lady's marriage, then refuse to commit to her. Don't you know he's loco?
ï Oh, Kid Rock. You may be an "American Badass" but you cannot beat up Tommy Lee OR a family of four.
ï And to think we were one chlamydia-riddled hookup away from Federlohan!
ï Console yourselves with more pictures of more Lohan in yet another bikini.
ï You might keep calling Rosie fat and lezboish, Donald Trump, but you know what? Your wife is naked. That's right. We said it. Naked. How you gonna get out of this one, Trump? Huh? Huh?
ï Though Donald might allow soiled Miss USA Tara Connor to pose for Playboy. Somewhere, right now, Vanessa Williams is saying, "aw HELL no."
ï Pam Anderson really classed it up for her Howard Stern appearance.
ï Leo DiCraprio has jumped on the bandwagon and adopted an African child. Well, like, she won't be coming back to America to live in his palatial homes or eat food prepared by his personal chef or be educated in the finest schools. She'll stay in her homeland and every once in a while Leo will send her a check or call her on the phone. So basically she's not getting a dad, she's getting a deadbeat dad. Nice.
