CNW Junk Drawer: "Did Not Do Drugs They're Not Mine"

ï Lindsay tells Billy Bush, "Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they're not mine." Well, technically the drugs they found weren't "done" yet because they were in her pocket. So . . . yeah! Innocent! (TMZ)

ï Lily Allen does not suffer Courtney Loves gladly. (Celeb Warship)

ï Eva Mendes sends Jane mag off to the glue factory with a hearty strippin'. (Cityrag)

ï Penelope Cruz in shocking eyelash controversy! (Celebitchy)

ï Kim Kardashian to bring her bustle-like humpback heinie to Playboy? (Derek Hail)

ï When Hilary Duff was a baby, her mom spiked her like a football. Over and over. (Hollywood Grind)

ï Jennifer Garner rocks a lacy 1998 momthong. (Taxi Driver)

ï What's longer: Rihanna's legs or her forehead? The world may never know. (Drunken Stepfather)

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