ï Nicole Richie and DJ AM have officially broken up. Apparently, he's disgusted by Nicole's extreme weight loss method of not eating, while he lost over a hundred pounds the old fashioned way: by having a team of doctors reduce his stomach to the size of a butterbean, then saw off all his excess skin with scalpels.
ï Ryan Seacrest pulls a Heather Chandler.
ï Naomi Campbell "keeps new man quiet". By beating his larynx clean out of his throat with a Sidekick.
ï Beginning our special cleavage (un)coverage from Cannes: Halle Berry's berries!
ï Up next: Elizabeth Hurley, trotting out her old girls!
ï And finally, Alyssa Milano's Micelli mams! A stupendous showing! Props to all!
ï Michelle Rodriguez is heading back to jail. Must be a dream come true for her.
ï Michelle Williams's dad was jailed for tax evasion. Maybe he and Lindsay Lohan's father can break out the jug and harmonica and form a prison band.
ï Penn Jillette and wife name newborn son Zolten, because they want him to grow up to tell fortunes.
ï Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell names her newborn daughter Bluebell Madonna, because she wants her to be a magical pet rabbit that strips.
