ï Jessica Simpson’s mother does not agree with Papa Joe’s willingness to pimp her out. Jessica responds by donning a semi-sheer dress. Nations rejoice, war and poverty and crime end.
ï Heath Ledger: what a joker.
ï Most actresses like to don an expensive, tasteful, and stunning designer gown to their post-wedding reception. Pam Anderson wears a skipper hat, a $12.99 bikini from Fashion Bug, and naked nipples.
ï In some circles, Tom Cruise‘s crotch is known as The Punisher. Poor Katie Holmes has certainly suffered enough as a result of it.
ï And is Tom about to ensnare K-Hole as his legal baby-baking concubine? If oversized planters and outdoor chandeliers are any indication of a Scientological spirit-uniting ceremony (and they certainly should be), then yes.
ï What’s more entertaining than a Mel Gibson mugshot? Pictures of Mel Gibson, well into his cups, manhandling strange women mere hours before said mugshot.
ï Would you like to see Lindsay Lohan’s box? Oh, wait, we meant “Lindsay Lohan boxing“. So sorry.
ï Speaking of Lohan, and nipples, and transparent apparel: Lindsay aped Jessica and ponied up some vague nip. Or did Jessica ape Lindsay? No matter–we’re all winners here.
