ï Matt Dillon got arrested for speeding in Vermont, because much like the Red Rocker, he can't drive 55. (The Blemish)
ï Charles Barkley was arrested for DUI. Looks like he double dribbled some Campari! Down his chin. While . . . while he was drinking it. Ha ha? (TMZ)
ï That handsome Doug Wilson from Trading Spaces got popped for DUI too. Luckily he made his cell look 3 times as big thanks to some clever mirror placements and a few throw pillows to add a pop of color. (Yeeeah!)
ï Dane Cook's brother was arrested for swindling the "comedian" out of millions of dollars. That's funnier than any joke he's ever told. (Dlisted)
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