ï Rachel McAdams pulls a BeyoncÈ; might just be 63. (IMDb/WENN)
ï Janice Dickinson’s high contrast upskirt gristle mitt. Believe it. (Taxi Driver)
ï Scary Spice spent several hundred dollars on rags to belch upon. Stars, just like us, etc. (MSNBC)
ï Pam Anderson in a bikini, careening willy-nilly towards Mamie Van Doren territory. (Derek Hail)
ï Britney wears bikini, old man fedora. Your penis won’t know whether to pop a rod or do the Lindy Hop while sucking down a Tom Collins. We suggest both! (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Play volleyball with Eva Longoria’s butt! No, wait, we mean Eva Longoria’s butt plays volleyball. (I Don’t Like You In That Way)
ï Oprah‘s dad is writing a tell-all about her, and she sadly states, ìThe last person in the world to be doing a book about me is Vernon Winfrey. The last person.î That’s weird. The last person we’d expect to be doing a book about Oprah Winfrey is Jesse Camp. Or maybe Bruce Boxleitner. Or Lionel Bart. Because not only was he a composer, not a writer, he is dead. (Yeeeah!)
