CNW Junk Drawer: Boozin’ and Coozin’

ï The bottle came between Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst. The bottle, and her baby vampire fangs. (Yeeeah!)

ï Denise Richards says that exploiting her children in a reality show is fine, because they said yes when she asked them if they wanted to be on TV. They’re two and three. If you asked them if they wanted to have live jellyfish sewn to their faces, they’d say “Yaaaay!” (I’m Not Obsessed)

ï J. Lo has checked in to the hospital! She will now proceed to birth a child from each of her buns. (PopCrunch)

ï Hilary’s Duff, in a bikini. (Egotastic)

ï The Heidi Klum-Seal family, in a traveling version of Cats. (Derek Hail)

ï Megan Fox Jacks it. (Fatback)

ï Alba pulls a Lindsay and recreates old junk in photos. Only without the boobs, natch. (The Blemish)

ï OMG, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden actually left the house! They’re such horrible parents! Alert DCFS! (Celeb Warship)

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