ï Teri Hatcher reveals that she was brutally molested as a child by an uncle, and she testified against him recently and helped put him in jail. Go Teri!
ï Mayhaps the Pussycat Dolls should change their name to the Pussyandtittycat Dolls.
ï When your toddler asks you, "Daddy, what does 'bootylicious' mean?" you can now say, "Look it up in the dictionary, ya little shit" and mean it!
ï Donald Trump says of his daughter Ivanka, "I'd hit it."
ï Not only would Mariah Carey like you to touch her butt, she would like you to punch her in the gut. Well, okay.
ï Yanni was charged with abusing his girlfriend in their Florida home. What, did he force her to to listen to his music? Haw haw, bet you didn't see that joke coming.
ï In other domestic abuse news, the Hoff gets hasselled . . . by his estranged wife!
ï Jerry Hall says younger men not only suck in bed, they make you listen to Coldplay. It's a scary day when Jerry Hall is a practical voice of reason.
ï Thanks Easter bunny! Bok bok! As it turns out, Cokaite Moss used to hide her stash in a FabergÈ egg. Pfft. We hide ours in a Ming vase.
