ï Harrison Ford is old. In case you hadn't noticed.
ï Keifer Sutherland: "I hate that ****ing Christmas tree. The tree HAS to come down. I'm smashing it – can I pay for it?"
ï Brooke Shields her nipple from view. Just kidding, she totally doesn't.
ï Stars shitmouth one another, so we don't have to!
ï Mischa Barton is a midnight toker.
ï OMG Angelina is preggo!!!!
ï OMG Cammy Diaz is too!!!!!!
ï Basic guide to Hollywood pregnancies: if you wear baggy clothes, you're pregnant. If you're photographed eating, you're pregnant ("Eating for two???"). If you or your partner gently places a hand on your stomach, you're pregnant. If you're bloated, you're pregnant. If you smile and or have anything remotely resembling a "glow", you're pregnant.
ï Apparently there are some sort of Blog Awards and you should like totally nominate us for the category of your choice! If you do, we will send you a nickel. A shiny nickel.
