- Jermaine Dupri says that his girlfriend Janet Jackson purposely got all lumpy and lardy for an indie film role that fell through. We’re totally stealing that excuse.
- Don’t fuck with Reese Witherspoon. Unless you’re into dying.
- Kate Moss proves that supermodels actually have brains!
- She also proves she has a nipple. Again.
- Heather Locklear allegedly was prompted to file for divorce when she discovered some racy emails and provocative pictures some dame had sent to her husband. Damn you, MySpace!!!
- Denise Richards recently got an AIDS test, her fears reportedly sparked after discovering that now-estranged husband Charlie Sheen paid for an “army of hookers“. Soon to be deployed to Iraq?
- In case you were wondering, Fergie is still fergly.
- This guy’s Maddox Jolie tattoo actually makes us feel pretty good about the fact that we have Isabella Cruise’s face inked on our ass.
- Mandy Moore kissed Sarah Chalke on Scrubs. We’re not going to make a joke here, because fake lesbian kisses on the television are serious, serious business.
- Val Kilmer has gotten so terribly corpulent that he actually tried to eat Paris Hilton!
- Luckily, she escaped and was able to safely slip nip yet again.
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