CNW Junk Drawer: A False Paris Walks Among Us

ï Choo-choo! All aboard the Breakup Train 2k5! Keira Knightley and her arm candy split, and Sadie Frost cut her pet boy loose after she was awarded $10.5 million clams in her Jude Law divorce settlement. See ya, sucker!

ï Mike Tyson: philosopher. Poet. Testicle-stomper.

ï Now, don’t you go gettin’ yerself a swoll head, Paris. Having an imposter is a nice start, but you haven’t truly arrived until you have your very own stalker.

ï Walking in Memphis. Shot in Denver.

ï Heidi Klum: pregnant, praying, licking? Whatta country!

ï Eminem busts out his most hard-hitting lyrics yet!

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