ï Jessica Simpson dons dress with Venetian blind chestpiece. (Yeeeah!)
ï Fun with Photoshop: "Stuff on My Lohan". Hee hee hee hee hee! (Cityrag)
ï Hollywood romance meets the Primetime weekend mystery: Brittany Murphy has awesome taste in men! (ICYDK)
ï Claire Danes and My So-Called Nip. (Taxi Driver)
ï Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias have broken up. It was all downhill after he chopped the Raisinette off his face. (Hollywood Tuna) UPDATE: They're still together, choco-krispie or no.
ï Eva Mendes admits that she had a swig or two of booze to calm her nerves before shooting a sex scene opposite Joaquin Phoenix. As a recovering alcoholic, he surely found the taste of Beam on the breath an intoxicating impetus to make the scene that much more authentically passionate. Man, was that too mean? (Derek Hail)
ï Lindsay's dad offers up some Christian advice whilst wearing a tank top. (GlossLip)
ï When you're faced with a daunting jail sentence after violating parole following a DUI, how to lift your spirits? Build-A-Bear Workshop, girlfriend! (Celebrity Puke)
