ï In case Paris Hilton's nipples weren't enough for you the first one thousand and eight times, here's more.
ï No, no one is shocked by Kate Moss's boogar sugar use, but still, repercussions. Don't fire Kate, fancy fashion people! Don't force little Lila Grace to wear last season's Burberry!
ï Looks like Jude and Sienna may be back on. CoughBABYcough.
ï Debra Messing consults her nip-oracle for post-Will and Grace career advice.
ï Ewan McGregor gets his dong sucked.
ï Jennifer Lopez is a barbarian. She will skin an animal with her bare hands, slap its bloodied hide on her back, and then beat you with your own prosthetic leg. This story made us laugh, because we are dark and cold and bad inside.
ï And because we were too lazy to post it yesterday, here it is: Prez Bush forges a bathroom pass.
