All Hallow's Eve is upon us, and like many Americans, you are most likely asking yourself, "Whatever shall I be?" We at CNW would like to spare everyone another year of wading through a sea of thousands of Ali Gs, ghosts, and sexy kitty cats and offer our readers step-by-step instructions on how to whip up a piss-easy costume inspired by our favorite celebutards.
Step 1: Procure softball from sports store or local playground.
Step 2: With sharp knife or saw, cut ball in half.
Step 3: With double-sided tape or chewed bubble gum, attach ball halves firmly to chest. Do not use superglue!
Step 4: Paint self terra-cotta.
Step 5: Voila! You're Posh Spice! Spoooooooky!
Need more inspiration? More pics of Vix be found at MrSkin.com.
