Listen, we're no Ted Casablanca. We know that. We don't have impeccably highlighted L.A. locks, we don't weave a dizzying web of colorful "hip" catchphrases and phonetic spellings when we write these little bits, and we're certainly not privy to the kind of Hollywood insider info that allows Ted to bang out a blind item a week. But occasionally, a tiny little bird alights on our shoulder, Snow White style, and whispers a juicy tidbit in our ear. And it would be sick, twisted and just plain g.d. wrong not to share it with you. Without further adieu, we give you our first blind item.
This music superstar has it all: more money than most developing nations, actual talent, the girl that everyone wants. But several successful business ventures aren't the only pies in which his fingers are firmly wedged: it seems that he is the number one client of a major city's most in-demand transsexual trick-turner. And he's a big ole bottom.
CNW Blind Item #1: Take It Like a Man
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