CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian

• Kim Kardashian suckles the ‘sicle. (IDLYITW)
• Sofia Vergara nude pics. She used to date Tom Cruise. Hahahaha! That’s funny. (Cityrag)
• Johnny Depp offers to help bail Nicolas Cage out of his money trouble. Because he’s Johnny Depp, and he’s a nice person, a good father, an excellent actor, and his breath probably smells like honeysuckle. (Celebitchy)
• Harry Pothead and the Half Blood Bong: Daniel Radcliffe gets boke. (Yeeeah!)
• Ashlee Simpson nude on Melrose Place. Yeah, because the CW is known for their explicit shots of taints. Riigght. Still not watching, turkeys! (Hollywood Gossip)
• Stripper lady is all, “Sorry I fucked your husband and then told everybody, Fergie.” (Allie Is Wired)
• 8 babies aren’t the only thing Jon Gosselin can make. He can also make sex tapes, and a mean post-nasal coke drip. (The Blemish)
• Lady Gaga performs “Bad Romance” on Gossip Girl. This is just like the time Whitney Houston was on Silver Spoons! (Amy Grindhouse)
• Rebecca Gayheart admits she has a child in her child-killing womb. (S? O! WTF?)
• Come on, don’t be a dick. Be our bud on Facebook.

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