Supermodel-turned-housewife Claudia Schiffer has been on our minds quite a bit lately, what with her ex-fiance, David Copperfield, being investigated for luring unsuspecting women to a tropical locale whereupon he honked them about the hooters and other unsavory doings. Did Claudia know about this? Had Copperfield ever employed this magic on her? Did she ever find herself exiled on Grope Island? Was their entire relationship a sham, Copperfield having employed his mind control hoodoo skills, forcing fair Claudia to sign away her innocence to the creepy magic man? These are the questions that weigh upon us at night. That, and wondering if she’ll ever show us her nipples again. After the cut, one of those questions is answered. Guess which?
Jaded as we are by seeing full vaginal disclosure at the hands and crotches of Lindsay, Paris, et al, we normally wouldn’t get this excited about a simple see-through–with thong, even. However, when a lady is standing next to a sunken, shrunken little man with a snow white pompadour/ponytail, plastic free gift glasses from Pizza Hut, a crisp black and white suit including bowtie, a fist full of Satanic rings, and inexplicably wielding a paintbrush on the beach, and yet our eyes still travel to that tiny sliver of buttock . . . well, that’s something, right there. That’s something real special.
Claudia at MrSkin.com? Oh, yes she is, friends.
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