Forget the singing and the dancing and the reality show hoo-ha–Ashlee Simpson's real talent lies in the gastric arts; namely, burping the alphabet. Looks like that acid-reflux disease is good for something after all.
Simpson breaks down her talent in a serious, scientific fashion, stating that "When I burp the alphabet, my favourite letter is G. It is an open consonant and it is at the beginning when my wind is strong. My worst letter is S. It is a closed consonant and at the end when I am out of wind." Sadly, it was later revealed that the actual belching was a backing track.
Classy Ashlee Reveals Her Greatest Talent
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