Comments on: Chump Stump Gets Jumped by Cops http://www.celebs.com/archives/chump-stump-gets-jumped-by-cops.html The Latest Celebrity News & Celeb Gossip Sun, 12 Feb 2012 23:45:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: WeirdArchives http://www.celebs.com/archives/chump-stump-gets-jumped-by-cops.html#comment-4644 WeirdArchives Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:43:13 +0000 http://www.celebs.com/?p=20095#comment-4644 Maybe he's in training. Commit a non-violent, non-drug related crime to get the feel of things before going all out and getting nailed for transporting 15 kilos of blow and two 17 year old cheerleaders between the cheeks of his ass while driving 250 MPH in a 15 MPH school zone and shooting off a RPG in one hand and a mini-cannon in the other. You can't become a rock star criminal overnight. It takes practice. Even Dillinger needed tutoring. Maybe he’s in training. Commit a non-violent, non-drug related crime to get the feel of things before going all out and getting nailed for transporting 15 kilos of blow and two 17 year old cheerleaders between the cheeks of his ass while driving 250 MPH in a 15 MPH school zone and shooting off a RPG in one hand and a mini-cannon in the other.

You can’t become a rock star criminal overnight. It takes practice. Even Dillinger needed tutoring.

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