Just Like You, Christina Ricci Wants Jessica Biel's Butt

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We've been a bit concerned about Christina Ricci lately. We will forever miss those luscious jugs she so viciously hacked off, but beyond that, she seems to grow smaller every day. But it seems there is hope for Ricci's dwindling frame, as she longs for a bubble butt to match her bobble head. Reports People:

"I asked my trainer, 'Can you give me Jessica Biel's butt?'" the actress ñ who starred with Biel's beau Timberlake in last year's Black Snake Moan ñ tells the U.K. edition of Elle. "I want a bigger butt."

Alas, because of her tiny frame, "they said I couldn't," she laments. "Everyone wants what they can't have!"

It's probably a good thing that Christina's trainer wasn't willing to help her achieve Biel butt. Once she had that, she'd probably move on to replicating other famous body parts–Angelina Jolie's lips, Lindsay Lohan's breasts, Gwen Stefani's flat stomach–until she looked like one of those composite pictures in Us Weekly where the mash together the body parts that readers voted the sexiest. And those things always look like police sketches of rapists and serial killers. Not a good look for Christina.


Christina Ricci is all kinds of naked at MrSkin.com.

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