The latest in Christina Aguilera's non-stop verbal parade of bedroom talk? She likes looking at ladies' naked bodies. And that her husband "supports my little ways." Duh. Tom Cruise could learn a thing or two from sexy-talkin' Christina and her equally porn-mouthed peers, Eva Longoria and Pink: you needn't procure a beard/birthing pod and stomp on living-room furniture to promote yourself–just talk about boobs and doing it a whole lot.
In case the frequent trips to the strip club and the ceaseless yakking about sex didn't tip you off, Christina is sexy! Super sexy! She is liberated! Look at her puckered O-shaped lips quivering with lust in a magazine! Observe with much interest her low-cut top displaying ripe decolletage! The tingling sensation in your crotchial region is urging you to purchase at least one copy of her soon-to-be-released album and several more for loved ones!
Christina recently spoke to the BBC's Channel 4, and confessed that, like 100% of the general population, she thinks women are pretty. Spake the Xtina:
I think the female body is really beautiful and sometimes I think the sight of a female nude body can be more attractive than a male's–but that's just me.
Hey, given the choice between gazing upon a soft, squishy lady or the simian form of her husband, Jordan Bratman, the choice would be clear to the rest of us, too. When in doubt, use the old "Jordan Bratman is ugly" joke. Slays 'em every time.
More of Drrrrty Grrrrrl Xtina: at MrSkin.com.
