Various sources are claiming that Christina Aguilera is pregnant. TMZ reports:
Casually dressed and sporting dark sunglasses, Xtina and hubby Jordan Bratman had their driver drop them off at NY's Maternal Fetal Medicine Association — a practice known for their expertise in high-risk pregnancies and state-of-the-art ultrasounds. Guess we know what this girl wants!
After leaving the doctor's office, the happy couple stopped for a bite at Capitale on the Lower East Side. You'd be hungry too if you were (possibly) eating for two!
Also, Christina was seen touching her stomach, as sure a sign of pregnancy as swooning, the vapors, and a pocketwatch dangled over the belly, rotating counterclockwise. Unless we get notarized reports of proof of pregnancy, we're calling b.s. on this story. Why? DUH. Christina is an Oompa Loompa and her husband is a proboscis monkey. You can't crossbreed those species; it's biologically impossible.
Xtina is naked and not knocked up at MrSkin.com.
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