We wait all year for Halloween in hopes of seeing celebrities look even more ridiculous than they do every other day of the year. And this year's highlight doesn't even involve an outrageous costume; it's all about Christian Slater falling into Paris Hilton's bush.
Sorry to tease you there, but we're talking actually shrubbery here. So Stamos Nachos has nothing to fear from Mr. Grabbyass. Hilton threw a Halloween bash at her Los Angeles home, and of course there was a bit of noise. When the neighbors complained . . . well, we'll just leave People to explain:
Slater, 36, purportedly made his climb to inspect some folks who complained about the noise. He then landed in the bushes and was "not injured, not hurt, not arrested," Los Angeles Police Department Sgt. Karen Leong tells the New York Post. She denied reports that officers used a Taser gun on the actor. "Not true," she told the paper.
Uh, that's, uh, that's . . . succinct? So some people were on a roof complaining about noise from the neighbor's house and Christian Slater had to climb up on the roof to "inspect" said people? Are we understanding this right? Does inspecting involve any sort of physical contact, say grabbing a compliner's ass to see if it is especially sensitive to raucous party noise? Was that what he was doing that night in New York, fulfilling his duties as Noise Complaint Inspector? Or was this weekend's incident just a little preparation for the sequel to Kuffs?
And because it was Halloween, we bet you're interested in what Paris was wearing. The Fug girls come through with a pic. We think her idea to go as a partially sparkly leopard who has been half skinned alive in inspired.
Paris's other bush at MrSkin.com.
