Captain Kirk can have any woman he wants. Not just on earth, but in the entire solar system. Green women. Blue women. Klingons. Women with four eyes and eight breasts and vaginas as warm and soft and welcoming as Tribbles. And out of all those billions upon billions of females, he chooses . . . Audrina Patridge? Star reports that the Hills star with the goofy fake cans and ceiling eyes is dating Chris Pine from Star Trek.
Chris Pine is beaming from ear to ear these days. The Star Trek hottie has been hooking up under the radar with Audrina Patridge. The couple was spotted drinking together at the Red Lion Tavern in L.A. the weekend of May 16, but Star can reveal that theyíve been sharing secret dates since April!
No, no, no. Wrong, wrong, wrong. That’s not how it works. Stars of current cinematic summer blockbusters are supposed to start slow by stepping out with attractive but less famous television actresses–your Ginnifer Goodwins and Kristen Bells–then move up to the Biels and Johanssons of the world. They are not supposed to touch Laguna Beach or Hills girls, ever. That’s why God invented Brody Jenner and Cisco Adler.
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