We almost forgot about Chris Brown, who, as you know, is A ASSHOLE. He got sentenced for using Rihanna as a Bozo Bop Bag, and we thought that would be the last of it. He'd go hang out in celebrity purgatory with Sisqo and Marcy Playground. But no, he's back with a very rehearsed and creepily insincere apology for Rihanna and for you and me and everyone.
We suppose taking the time to memorize a script someone wrote and make a video is worth something. So well done, Chris Brown. And way to bring the Gordon Gartrell shirt back into vogue.
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AN asshole,AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I get it festie. He's a asshole. What's your point?
His spiritual teachers were James Brown, Mike Tyson, and Tawny Kitaen.
You're right! He's a asshole!
Now just wait an minute. Who are you calling a asshole? Chris Brown or Bozo the Bop Bag?
A-S-K. It's a simple word. There is no X in it. Vowel, consonant, consonant. Simple. Ask.
Bozo the Bop Bag is not an asshole. He's just doing his job like any other 9-5 Joe. Chris Brown, on the other hand, is more than an asshole.