Big Love Goes to the Shore

I apologize for the proliferation of picture posts today, but 96% of Hollywood is on vacation and the other 4% are adhering to their New Year’s resolutions of “stop doing dumb crap” so my hands are tied, you see. Unless you want a blow-by-blow account of Conrad Murray’s testimony in the death of Michael Jackson, you’re just going to have to be satisfied with these confounding photos of Chloe Sevigny and Pauly D at a Knicks game together. Various news outlets are reporting that these two are dating, but they just look like they’re palling around (or Paulying around, as the case may be) to me. It looks like Chloe’s sitting there, smirking at the fact that she found a way to out-hipster her hipster friends by going completely the other direction. And Pauly’s sitting there smirking like, “Dis chick, I seen huh in that Brown Bunny movie with a guy’s friggin’ nuts all hangin’ on huh chin. Pissah.”

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