Well, Chelsea Handler’s attempt to suck up to current America’s sweetheart and former John Mayer chew toy Jennifer Aniston certainly blew up in her face. Handler probably thought she was scoring brownie points with her new best bud when she attacked Angelina Jolie in a recent comedy performance. She thought wrong.
According to Popeater:
“Jen and Chelsea haven’t officially fallen out but they certainly won’t be going on vacation together for a long time unless Chelsea promises to never talk about Angelina again,” a friend of Chelsea’s tells me. “She understands that what Chelsea did was out of loyalty, but it didn’t help. In fact, it made things worse.”
What Chelseawas brand Angelina Jolie a home-wrecking whore! “She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to,” Chelsea said during a recent performance. “I don’t f***ing believe you … she gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f***ing c**t … you’re a f**king b***h.”
Distancing herself from Chandler is probably a good move on Jen’s part since she’s long since moved past the weeping in public portion of her post-Brad existence. Unfortunately for Chelsea, if she was looking to latch on to an A-list buddy to help her step up from basic cable purgatory, she blew it. Still, it’s funny to imagine Handler showing up at Aniston Manor, knocking on the door and Aniston dimming the lights and ducking the windows like she’s trying to hide from trick-or-treaters.
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…….when getting fucked by twelve boys this is impossible.
That woman needs a bottle of Jack Daniels and an enema!
Yeah, i’m sure anistons super pissed about another round of tabloid publicity and a couple more offers for “generic girlfriend” film roles.