The first sign that it was a slow news day was when we seriously considered writing a story about Eddie Furlong siring a child with his wife. The second was when we considered running topless pictures of one of those UK celebrities like "Abi Titmuss" and "Jane Goody" we don't give a fig about stateside. When weighing the two options, we ended up going with topless Charlotte Church, simply because she has a better rack than Eddie Furlong. Although he trumps all in the smooth, honey-tinged complexion and dreamy, dreamy eyes categories.
Charlotte Church is Welsh, she sings classical music, and she dates a rugby player. She is not as respected as a Kate Winslet nor is she as cheerfully lampoonable as Jordan, but she's known for partying like Kate Moss and for having natural bazongers the size of large toddlers. In the UK, these two things add up to instant superstardom, which is one reason England rules. The other reason is nonsensical verbiage as seen below. "Gobby and loaded"? Please let them be insinuating that Charlotte Church is drunk and a fan of Arrested Development.
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