We’re American and therefore do not care about Charlotte Church. However, it’s been a good long while since an errant nip or boob has made headlines, so we figure we’ll delve into our hearts and drudge up some interest in her today. Interest in her boob, that is.
The Brits just adore Charlotte Church. She’s nineteen years old, she’s an opera singer, she talks as much smack as those two chimpanzees from Oasis, and her huge cans are bonkers! She was recently photographed sunbathing with her boyfriend in Antigua Bay, and wouldn’t you know it, a runaway tit stole the show:
Miss Church gets into all sorts of chuckleworthy snafus, but we’ve never reported on her because, well, BFD. However, much like “breaking the seal” at a bar and starting a vicious circle of drinking beer and peeing it right back out, we may have to start bringing you daily updates of her zany antics.
MrSkin.com does not have any pictures of Charlotte Church. But why don’t you look at some pictures of Charlotte Gainsbourg? One name outta two is close enough.
