Another Goddess Bites the Dust

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And then there were none. First porn lady Bree Olsen flew the chocolate milk-filled coop, and now remaining goddess Nataly Kenly has finally had enough of Charlie Sheen‘s winningness and she, too, has left. If two goddesses fall out of Sober Valley Ranch and no one cares, is a warlock still #winning? Do his veins still pump with tiger blood? Per TMZ:

Sources close to Charlie tell TMZ, Natalie Kenly moved out last week — but hell hath no fury like a Warlock scorned … because we’re told, the actor DEMANDED she return the Mercedes he bought her.

Which is probably a smart idea, because ole Chuckles doesn’t really have a lot of prospects on the horizon. Giving away a Mercedes when there’s a possibility you’ll be welcomed back to your $2 million per episode laugh track crap factory is one thing. Giving away a Mercedes when your only recent IMDb credit is a Hilary Duff movie is quite another.

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