Reese Witherspoon recently stepped out with her Chloe Paraty python purse, and PETA is pissed. (E! Online)
Queen Elizabeth plans to screen “My Week With Marilyn” at Windsor Castle. (People)
Adele is on the December cover of Cosmopolitan looking phenomenal. (Gossip-Juice)
Justin Bieber gets a haircut. Yes, this is news. (E! Online)
Zooey Deschanel and her husband Ben Gibbard are separating. (TMZ)
And because no news roundup feels complete without the Kardashians these days, here’s the latest: Kris Humphries canceled his Vegas hosting gig this weekend, while Kim headed to Australia for a clothing promotion. Kim’s insulted that people are calling the marriage a sham, and Kris Jenner wants us all to stop judging her daughter. As you were. (People, Yahoo! OMG, TMZ, People, Kim Kardashian)