Celebrity Pranking: Old Fart Edition

When Paris Hiltonís Sidekick got hacked, Lindsay Lohan probably received calls from undersexed college dudes praising the (then) hugeness of her jugs, but when Jimmy Buffetís cell phone was accidentally left in a restaurant, Harrison Ford probably got calls from some dude stoned out of his mind making wookie noises. Which do you think is funnier?

Buffetís phone was found by Jason Martin, a bellboy at the restaurant where the phone was left. He said, "We were sitting around smoking weed and scrolling down the list on Jimmy's phone, going 'Wow!'" (ìWeî, of course, refers to himself and the weed-induced imaginary parrot that took up residence on Martinís shoulder once he realized the phone belonged to Jimmy Buffet.) Geezers whose numbers were housed on the phone included Michael Douglas, George Clooney, Bill Gates, and President Clinton, whom Martin prank called. Weíre assuming Martin invited Clinton over for some wacky tobaccy and cigars, at which point the conversation broke down into uncontrollable giggling and Martin dropping the phone.

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