We've been on Kate Hudson's Kid's HairWatch for quite some months. The situation has gone from "Hey, Kate, your son's looking like he might feel more comfortable in a dress" to "Is that Sebastian Bach's daughter?" Exhibit A:
And we're guessing that little Ryder getting an ass kicking on the playground might be just a wee bit related to the state of his locks. At least three-year-old bullies have underdeveloped vocabularies and can't yet yell "Pansy!" with every punch.
This is how it went down: Kate was in New York to be a movie star and crash aircraft and the like and Ryder was at the park with his nanny (Dad Chris Robinson was most likely out shopping for patterned scarves and bell bottoms) when an older kid "knocked him over, and he hit his lip and busted his lip open and got all bruised everywhere," according to Kate. She continued:
I got that call that is like the worst call to get, "There's been an accident at the park…" But thank God I wasn't there, I would have drop-kicked that kid to like the West Side Highway. I would have been so mad! I would have been like, "Where are his parents?!"
We're guessing a fight between 104 pound Kate and a pre-teen would be pretty evenly matched. But what of Ryder? What was his reaction?
He's really into the cowboy thing, so he immediately looked at himself in the mirror and got on his horse and said, "I'm a real cowboy now!" He took it like a little man.
Let us utilize the magic of the Wayback Machine to discover the source of those John Wayne-like booboos.
Ryder: Hi, I'm Ryder. Will you play with me?
Bully: I don't play with girls.
Ryder: (Singing) She talks to angels, they call her out by her name. My Daddy wrote that song. He's really talented.
Bully: Your Daddy's a pussy.
At which point punching, hair pulling, and general ass kicking commenced. We can't say that we would have handled that encounter any differently.
Kate is definitely naked at MrSkin.com.
