CelebNewsWire's Day in Pictures

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We're having one of those days where we try to focus on something, but then we get distracted. Just a few minutes ago we were trying to finish our morning rails, when mid-line we looked out the window and saw a furry little bunny hopping through the grass. Our head darted up, we cooed, "Oooh, bunny," and coke went blowing everywhere. It was a mess. So we think it's best to let some pictures entertain you this morning. To the left, notice the deep and enticing cleave on Winona Ryder. Now hold that image in you head, because after the cut we'll be showing you some images of a more disturbing nature.

Oh my God, it's Pete Doherty with a young, impressionable child! Somebody save her before she becomes the first four-year-old ever admitted to rehab!

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We always thought Michelle Trachtenberg had an oddly familiar yet difficult-to-place visage. And now we understand; she's really robot Vicky from Small Wonder. How else could you explain her ability to rotate her head to face almost backward unless it's for scheduled maintenance?

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Flynet has more Winona cleave here and here.

Feast upon Pete corrupting a minor at Mollygood.

And witness Michelle's abnormalities at Hollywood Tuna.

Winona shows a little of what's below that cleavage at MrSkin.com.

Michelle is also there, though more covered.

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