We have been a little undeservedly harsh on Catherine Zeta-Jones in the past. We never intend to be mean, but it just sort of comes out that way. It's probably due to that one time we were sick in bed and the remote fell on the floor while we watching something on HBO and when that ended we were assaulted with The Haunting, a movie that has thankfully been completely forgotten in the ensuing years. Plus, we still don't believe she's telling the truth about her age, but we can't find any proof that she's lying, and that really irks us. We love catching celebrities in lies. But you know what we love more? Catching celebrities without their clothes. And we haven't seen Catherine's Zeta-cones since before she started shacking up with Grandpa Gekko. And no matter her true age, Cath is still pretty damn hot, so the thought of her embracing her inner cougar with some onscreen nudity is pretty cool with us. According to the New Zealand Herald (via Celebitchy):
ìObviously, my career is expanding and I am a mother and so Iím not going to be rip-roaring in corsets playing a 19-year-old because Iím not, Iím 38 years old,î she told reporters.ìIím actually really lucky and glad these other roles have come along and I can play a mother.î
But, she said, she wasnít about to abandon sexy roles altogether.
ìIn my next movie, which is an untitled movie at the moment, youíll be seeing a lot more of me, put it that way,î she said.
ìIím not going to be playing old grannies anytime soon.
ìYou see, I havenít actually reached my sexiest point yet.î
So let's see if we've got this straight. CZJ was young(ish, possibly) and hot and willing to drop her top for cameras, then Michael Douglas came along, put a couple of pee-pee machines in her lady parts, and helped her land roles in such boner-deflating films as Traffic and The Terminal. But somehow being in his presence is helping her to reach her sexiness apex? Does she think that wiping strained peas off of someone's chin is the height of eroticism?
CZJ used to get naked all the time. Check it out at MrSkin.com.
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Whatever….. I'll believe it when I see it.
My guy friends love it when a sexy woman talks about her cooter. Catherine is hot – do you think she is shaved given she is married to Michael Douglas?