Dear Catherine Zeta-Jones's makeup artist:
We appreciate what you tried to do here. Generally when someone is sporting a pair of zits on one's chin, the best thing to do is play up another feature to draw the eye away from the offending pustules. But by that we mean maybe a nice smoky eye or a red lip. Taking Cath's face and seemingly scrubbing it with a red brick and then liberally applying a very Paris Hilton shade of bronzing powder to the upper lip and nose only? She looks like Adam Ant after a chemical peel. Even Michael D is looking at her like, "Damn, that is one Gene Shalit caliber dirty Sanchez."
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I'd still hit it.