We’ve been pretty bored with celebrities lately. Their hearts just don’t seem to be in it.It gets a little stale. But it seems we’re not the only ones getting bored. Celebrities themselves can’t even muster up any enthusiasm. Usually the words catfight and Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan or Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera would cause our ears to perk up (and all you perverts would have something else perking up as well), but these ladies failed to deliver the bitch. They left their claws at home and only managed to whimper a sad “You suck” in their fellow starlet’s direction.
Granted Lindz and Paris must be pretty sick of all the catfighting by now, as they’re each carrying on about twelve of the things at any given time, but still, how hard is it to call Paris a dirty ho or Lindsay a coked up . . . uh, ho? Those are pretty easy potshots, people. When we hear rumblings of a clash between two of the catfight genre’s biggest talents, we cream our panties a little. But when we get the following statement from Paris’s rep, our faith in Hollywood’s vacuousness subsides just a little.
Inside the club, Paris was having a conversation with a couple friends. Lindsay approached her table and at that moment Paris felt she was being interrupted and didn’t wish to speak with Lindsay. A couple of words were exchanged and Lindsay went back to her table. I can understand how other patrons in the club could have thought it had been a bigger deal then it actually was.
“A couple of words were exchanged.” Unless those words turn out to be wonky-eyed cunt-rag and leggings-wearing shit-licker, we’re not interested.
The Lindsay/Paris interaction is downright dirty compared to the lovefest that is the so-called Christina/Mariah feud. It started off nasty enough, with Xtina telling GQ,
[Mariah] was never cool to me. To the point that one time we were at a party and I think she got really drunk, and she had just really derogatory things to say to me in front of [Aguilera trails off] . . . But it was at that time that she had that breakdown, so she might have been very medicated.
And Mariah’s rebuttal started out good enough, but then she had go and pray? Where’s the bitch in that? This is not diva behavior, Mimi. She said,
I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her, when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior. It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain. It is in my heart to forgive, and I will keep her in my prayers.
Just sad. And it gets worse. Christina replied,
At this point in my life, I do not want bad energy with anyone. My intentions were not to upset Mariah. I have all the respect in the world for her.
Gawd. Worst catfight ever. The next time they see each other they’ll probably cry and hug and give each other back massages. Wait, that sounds good, actually. Carry on, ladies. Just be sure to bring along a video crew the next time you meet up.
Is Paris naked at MrSkin.com? You betcha.
Lindsay is there too.
As is Mimi.
And Xtina slips a nip there as well.
