Continuing the grand tradition of sody pop commercials including "Little Boys Get Boners from Cindy Crawford Drinking Coke" and "Bob Dole Gets Boner from Britney Spears Drinking Pepsi", Carmen Electra dons patent leather stripper shoes and a non-bikini featuring cherries over her chocha while cramming a glass phallic object between her moist, pursed lips for the new Coca-Cola campaign.
Man.
Some people like to have a Coke with their pizza. Some enjoy a cold glass as a special treat. Some find it refreshing on a hot day, some claim it's a hangover cure, some drink it even at breakfast. But here, Coke has Carmen enjoying a Coke the way the average joe generally does. In a labia-grazing bikini, 5 inch spike heels, and milkmaid coif, just cold kicking it outside a diner in Kansas. You know, just like you and us. Now we truly feel what Billy Joel felt when he sang, "rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it any more."
Carmen is a little less covered at MrSkin.com.
