Poor old George Michael has run afoul of the law once again. First, he was arrested after waving his dong at an undercover policeman during a failed tea room trade, and now it seems that a guy can't even smoke a little grass and fall asleep at the wheel on a busy street without catching the interest of the bobbies. A fallen pop idol can't never catch a break.
The arrest occurred around 1:50 A.M. yesterday morn, when George was found snoozing at the wheel of his car near Hyde Park Corner in central London. A concerned passerby; i.e., a stool pigeon, alerted the cops, who searched his car and found two bags of pot. A spokesperson for the London police reported:
"We were called by a member of the public to a man seen slumped over the steering wheel of a car. Police spoke to the 42-year-old man. A search revealed what are believed to be controlled substances. He was subsequently arrested."
Frankly, we were surprised that it was the effects of grass that made old George zonk out at the wheel. We automatically assumed that his sculpted 5 o'clock scruff had reached critical mass nearing the 2 A.M. hour and had completely grown over his eyes.
