Cans at Cannes: The Bai Ling Years

You know it's a sad state of affairs when the only nip slip to be found at Cannes is attached to one Bai Ling. Spotting errant nippage from Ling is a little like spotting beach glass at the lakeshore–the first couple of chunks, you're like, "Oooh, pretty!" then you notice that the entire beach is coated in glass so you shrug and yawn and stare at a seagull trying to eat a used condom. Desperate times, people. Desperate times.

Hey, everybody, it's Bai Ling! And she's doing stuff (NSFW)! Yes indeed, apparently, people keep casting Bai in movies, even though we have yet to see any movie she's ever been in. Maybe Bai and her penchant for peeping tit is kind of like when Sean Young wanted to be cast as Catwoman, so she appeared on talk shows wearing a cat suit and lugging a bag of litter, only with Bai, she wants to be cast as a woman with a magical all-seeing nipple that tells the future. Note to self: write that script.

So much naked Bai, so little time. Click your way to MrSkin.com.

Tagged as: celebrity nudity, film festivals, Ling Bai, paparazzi