Cameron Loses Top: The Spin-Off

Despite what our dazzling good looks and brilliantly clever barbs might imply, we at CelebNewsWire are indeed human, and do occasionally make mistakes. When we said, the other day, that Justin Timberlake had shitcanned Cameron Diaz, we were wrong. However, when we said in that same story that she had gone topless at the beach, we were right. Damn right. Oh, what's that you say? "Prove it"? "Post pictures"? Well, okay. Sure.

First of all, Justin and Cameron are apparently still together. They were spotted together at the Kid's Choice Awards in addition to being seen having lunch at the Mondrian Hotel in LA last Thursday. So now that that tidbit is out of the way, kindly dive into this digital likeness of Cameron's left boob button, snapped after she shucked her bikini top to dunk her yams in the ocean. Now that she's back with Justin, there's the added titillation of ogling the nipple of a taken woman, coupled with the comfort that comes with ogling a taken woman whose boyfriend is not going to know. And if he does know, he's not going to come after you. And if he does come after you, he's not going to slug you. And if he does slug you, it's not going to hurt. And if it hurts, you're not going to tell anybody. Because if you do, all your friends will know that you were cuffed by a falsetto boy cherub with soft flaxen ringlets.

A little bit o' skin. Cam shows off at MrSkin.com!

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