When will the little dutch boy appear to cram a finger into Cameron Diaz's mouth, curbing the nonstop flow of crapola gushing out of it? Hot on the heels of her assertion that she and her ilk are the cool kids at the popular lunch table and the rest of y'all just jealous, she comes forth with this gem:
"If a woman who is a successful actress weighs 300 pounds and has warts, nobody ever asks her, 'Do you think you made it because you're ugly?' So why should there be prejudice against someone who's had some success in films and looks a little better than average. It's all in my genes, so don't hold it against me."
No, as a matter of fact, no one has ever asked the dozens upon dozens of successful working superstar thespians who are upwards of 300 lbs. and covered in warts if their blinding success and ubiquity in the tabloids is because of their ugliness. We'll get right on that, Princess Fiona, you poor, put-upon lamb.
Cameron is pretty on the outside–and naked–at MrSkin.com.
