Cameron Diaz Teaches Us How to Hump Dryly

Dogs do it. Eighth graders do it. And… yeah, that’s pretty much it. I can’t think of another other group that is into dry humping, unless you count “Cameron Diazzes”. We all know that Cameron is extremely athletic, and it seems that her sporty nature extends to her boudoir antics, or so she tells Maxim. She’s on the cover, and in the accompanying interview, she waxes poetic on her favorite pastime: dry-humping:

“Well, you have to have the right clothing — you don’t want anything rough that causes chafing. And there has to be a lot of contact. It’s a full-body sport, like a wrestling match.”

“One should dry-hump as much as possible. It leads to great things. I’d prescribe at least once per day. What’s also nice about dry-humping is that it can happen anywhere.”

She’s right about the clothes. You’re going to want breathable, natural fabrics: your silks, your cottons. Don’t you dare dabble in the poly blends unless you’re a sexual sadist. You know how the famous saying goes: Ramie and wool, you’re cool; rayon and poly, groin folly.

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Ralphimus Maximus May 5, 2011 at 2:27 pm

I amintain I got a table dance from her in the late early 90′s in LA before she was famous!

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Ralphimus Maximus May 5, 2011 at 2:28 pm

interesting she mentioned nothing about spotting???

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