Bruce Willis allegedly refused to shoot a sex scene with Halle Berry because she is simply too beautiful and it would have been "awkward". Instead, Halle was filmed writhing solo on a bed while Bruce's recorded voice played in the background. Sooo, we can assume the writhing she was doing was caused by disgust, or pain, or quite possibly revulsion.
The movie is called Perfect Stranger and, as far as we can see, doesn't have anything to do with Cousin Larry Appleton or Balki or Myposians in general. But it does, apparently, have something to do with Bruce Willis having fake sex with Halle Berry through the magic of moviemaking. Although Bruce had no problem allegedly dorking a girl young enough to be his offspring, he got all clammy when faced with Halle:
"I get all awkward. She's beautiful. It's almost like looking at an eclipse of the sun. You have to poke a pin through a card and look at her through that. She's so stunning you could damage your retina."
Or your penis bone!
When it came time to shoot the big boff scene, Halle was instructed to hit the sheets and hump the air. Later, Halle and Willis's wriggling bod were patched together using CGI-style wizardry, marking the very first time this technology was used to create a sex scene. Deep down in our hearts, we are hoping for some sort of computer foul-up so that instead of Bruce Willis, Halle would be having sex with Jar Jar Binks. And then he'll say, "Meesa touchee boobas!" and then Halle and Jar Jar will ride a skateboard with Garfield and Stuart Little. Smell that? That's the piquant odor of Oscar gold.
See Halle naked, for real, at MrSkin.com.
And Bruce is at MaleStars.com.
